Exploiting My Baby : A Blog by Teresa Strasser » stretch marks

Sitting Stretch Mark Shiva

Teresa Strasser — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:53:39 +0000

I have a stretch mark. This is not a big deal. Or rather, I wish I were a person for whom this was not a big deal, but after spending two hours online last night in the wee hours looking at pictures of stretch marks and doing research, I realize I do not subscribe to [...]

21 Weeks: Call Malcolm Gladwell, I’m a Weight Gain Outlier

Teresa Strasser — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:53:38 +0000

I gained 16 pounds my first trimester. To put that in perspective, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting,” the so-called “pregnancy bible” read by 90% of pregnant women in America, suggests gaining between two and four pounds in the first trimester. Oops. I see your two pounds and raise you 14. Author Heidi Murkoff delivers [...]

People I Want to Punch

Teresa Strasser — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:45:51 +0000

If one more mom tells me, “Go to the movies now, because after you have the baby, you’ll never get to go to the movies again,” or “Go on a trip now, because once you have the baby, you’ll never leave town again,” or “Have a date night now, because you will never see your husband again,” I am going to punch her right in her tired, defeated face.

Hey, how about you shut your rude, projecting, bitter soup coolers and let me be? [...]