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		<title>Pregnant Again: It&#8217;s A Do Over</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/04/pregnant-again-its-a-do-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d like to go to my senior prom again, but not be blackout drunk with a 26 year-old date. For a brief period during which I hosted a basic cable decorating show, I was kind of famous. I wish I could be famous again, without having to emotionally implode from the cognitive dissonance of thinking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me Trying to Avoid Lame Book/Baby Metaphors. Failing.</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2010/03/me-trying-to-avoid-lame-bookbaby-metaphors-failing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Books, like babies, are hard to deliver. They can tear you apart on the way out. I finished the first draft of my book this week. The baby, well, that rough draft will be on my hard-drive for years to come. I hope Buster will be compelling, rich and hard to put down, but if [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>30</slash:comments>
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		<title>Nathaniel James</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/09/nathaniel-james/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Favorite Posts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby names]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was known as Frank Breech, but after a C-Section and a few days of toiling over his official name, Frank &#8220;Buster&#8221; Breech became Nathaniel James. He was born 7.7 pounds, and when he came out, he looked purple like a bunch of grapes held up at a Sunday farmer&#8217;s market. I don&#8217;t know who [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>304</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sitting Stretch Mark Shiva</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/09/sitting-stretch-mark-shiva/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chemicals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregnancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regret]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stretch marks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a stretch mark. This is not a big deal. Or rather, I wish I were a person for whom this was not a big deal, but after spending two hours online last night in the wee hours looking at pictures of stretch marks and doing research, I realize I do not subscribe to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>60</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Baby is All Ass-Backward</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/09/my-baby-is-all-ass-backward/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/09/my-baby-is-all-ass-backward/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[childbirth]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://teresastrasser.com/blog/?p=828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who is this dude, Frank Breech? Well, it looks like my baby is what they call frank breech. Like three to four percent of all babies, he is bottom down, head up. A C-section is already on the books for eight days from today. However, experts say one way to coax the baby’s head down [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>81</slash:comments>
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		<title>Are Breast Feeding Classes For Boobs?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s what you need to know about exclusively breast fed babies: they can levitate. That’s what I learned last night during a three-hour breast-feeding class. They also have x-ray vision, are immune to disease, are more likely to win Nobel Prizes, recycle, live meaningful lives, understand James Joyce, love fully, donate to NPR pledge drives, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>132</slash:comments>
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		<title>Check Out a Jeweler Hacking Off My Wedding Ring</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/08/check-out-a-jeweler-hacking-off-my-wedding-ring/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/08/check-out-a-jeweler-hacking-off-my-wedding-ring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Preggisode Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregnancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regret]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight gain]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://teresastrasser.com/blog/?p=781</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Mr. and I head down to the mall to get my ring removed after my hands swelled to corpse-like proportions. Perhaps my wussy attitude toward ring removal does not bode well for childbirth. I always thought I had a high pain tolerance, but this is not a rugged display. Preggisode Week 35: Lordy, These [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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		<title>Other Pregnant Ladies Kind of Ignore Me</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/08/other-pregnant-ladies-kind-of-ignore-me/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/08/other-pregnant-ladies-kind-of-ignore-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moms]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://teresastrasser.com/blog/?p=744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey other pregnant ladies, quit avoiding my gaze. All I want to do is chat you up, and find out how many weeks pregnant you are and maybe talk some shop – you know, where you’re delivering, what you take for heartburn, what you think of cord blood banking and the new iPhone app that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>62</slash:comments>
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		<title>Babymoon in Vegas: Bet on a Crisis</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/07/babymoon-in-vegas-bet-on-a-baby-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/07/babymoon-in-vegas-bet-on-a-baby-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Favorite Posts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[childbirth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the way to Vegas, things start to go wrong, as they so often do, at the Mad Greek. Within a couple of hours, I will be trying to locate the nearest hospital, but now I’m just waiting for the beefy, sunburned guy in front of me to stop yelling at the clerk about his [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>54</slash:comments>
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		<title>Episiotomy: A Cut Above (the anus)</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/07/episiotomy-a-cut-above-the-anus/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2009/07/episiotomy-a-cut-above-the-anus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me throw these two words at you: fecal incontinence. Now that I’m seven months pregnant, I have finally gotten around to taking a break from worrying about what kind of mother I’m going to be in order to get to the urgent business of stone cold panicking about how this kid is getting out [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>60</slash:comments>
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