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		<title>Pregnant Again: It&#8217;s A Do Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d like to go to my senior prom again, but not be blackout drunk with a 26 year-old date. For a brief period during which I hosted a basic cable decorating show, I was kind of famous. I wish I could be famous again, without having to emotionally implode from the cognitive dissonance of thinking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Insert Freakishly Small Hand Gesture Here</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/04/insert-freakishly-small-hand-gesture-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It had never come to my attention before a certain freckle-faced, scrawny, corduroy-pants-wearing bully named Robin brought it to my attention: I have freakishly small hands. I have hands like a carnie. I blame the bullies I knew before Robin for being off their game and letting the small hands slide. A bully’s whole raison [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Can’t Be the Badly Dressed Mom at Pick-Up Time</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/04/i-cant-be-the-badly-dressed-mom-at-pick-up-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raising toddlers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shame]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I stopped home to change my outfit before picking up my kid from daycare. What, because you never know who might snap a photo as I lure my child into his car seat with the whispered promise of a Grover juice box? No one cares. Except now that I’m a parent, I care deeply [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Some Half-Baked Class I Took With My Kid</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/03/some-half-baked-class-i-took-with-my-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/03/some-half-baked-class-i-took-with-my-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[class]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self-doubt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toddler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[working moms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a mom looking for shit to do with a toddler, I’ve kissed some frogs, and not just the kind at the zoo’s house of amphibians. I try stuff. You never know what your kid might go for. And that’s how I came to visit the private home of a woman offering a bread baking [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Mental Illness Happy Hour</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2012/03/the-mental-illness-happy-hour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mental illness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, I recorded an episode of &#8220;The Mental Illness Happy Hour&#8221; with host Paul Gilmartin. I&#8217;ve gotten so much lovely feedback from those who have heard it, I thought I would post a link here. Also, I understand from social media experts it&#8217;s good to update one&#8217;s blog quarterly. I must admit, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kid Pro Quo &#8211; You Throw a Party, I Better Throw One, Too</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/08/kid-pro-quo-you-throw-a-party-i-better-throw-one-too/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/08/kid-pro-quo-you-throw-a-party-i-better-throw-one-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Moms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthday parties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raising toddlers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a social contract when it comes to birthday parties for kids. You can&#8217;t just be a recurring guest, enjoying the bouncy houses, gift bags and balloon animals arranged and paid for by other parents. No, you have to reciprocate. Like it or not, there&#8217;s a kid pro quo. Other parents helped you kill a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>So, Are You Having Another One?</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/08/so-are-you-having-another-one/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/08/so-are-you-having-another-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 17:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raising toddler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[siblings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Desitin in my cuticles&#8221; is not the first line of a poignant country song, but I keep thinking it should be. No. Desitin in my cuticles is what concerns me when I&#8217;m asked the question I get at least once a day: &#8220;Are you having another one?&#8221; Really, this should not be an annoying question. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sharing the Shame</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/06/sharing-the-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 23:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cannibalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeffrey Dahmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parental shame is a two-way street, and my kid is already pedaling down it &#8212; in the pink tricycle he insisted we buy him. Will I embarrass my son? Sure. That’s a given. But that dude is going to shame me, too. Enough worrying about all I have done and will do to make him [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stop and Smell the Acetone</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/06/stop-and-smell-the-acetone/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/06/stop-and-smell-the-acetone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scheduling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[style]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn’t matter if the brick red polish on my fingernails is so chipped I look like Courtney Love coming off a bender. No, I mean, it deeply, truly does not matter. And I really believed it mattered. The sight of my jacked up hands on the steering wheel made me slightly tempted to veer [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>On Second Thought</title>
		<link>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/05/on-second-thought/</link>
		<comments>http://teresastrasser.com/blog/2011/05/on-second-thought/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 13:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motherhood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even after 19 months as a mother, it’s not unusual for me to notice the car seat in my rearview mirror and for just a second think what is that doing there and whose car am I driving? The gauzy vision of giving birth and instantaneously becoming a heavenly, patient, luminescent creature who instinctively knows [...]]]></description>
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