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		<title>The Rabbi, My Mother and the Bag of Crap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Moms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buster is one month old today. And I think I am finally ready to tell the story about the rabbi, my estranged mother and a bag of shit, and how this only partially holy trinity converged at my Koreatown home one Tuesday afternoon. When Buster was eight days old, we invited a rabbi over to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Other Pregnant Ladies Kind of Ignore Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey other pregnant ladies, quit avoiding my gaze. All I want to do is chat you up, and find out how many weeks pregnant you are and maybe talk some shop – you know, where you’re delivering, what you take for heartburn, what you think of cord blood banking and the new iPhone app that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Evil Step Mother is Still Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, my evil stepmother died. Almost every single day, it dawns on me that she is still dead, and I find that delightful.]]></description>
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		<title>People I Want to Punch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Strasser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">If one more mom tells me, “Go to the movies now, because after you have the baby, you’ll never get to go to the movies again,” or “Go on a trip now, because once you have the baby, you’ll never leave town again,” or “Have a date night now, because you will never see your husband again,” I am going to punch her right in her tired, defeated face.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>Hey, how about you shut your rude, projecting, bitter soup coolers and let me be? [...]</span></p>]]></description>
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