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It’s Futile to Resist: Maternity Clothes are like Ugg Boots, Both Homely and Seductive

  Not buying maternity clothes is like refusing a Xanax on an airplane. Don’t be a hero. A couple of weeks ago, when I was 18 weeks pregnant, a woman I barely know, but who must now in retrospect be considered a saint, gave me a stack of hand-me-down maternity clothes. I never would have [...]

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How to Make Your Newborn Want to Kill Himself

  You can buy these clever onesies at a kiosk at a giant upscale outdoor mall called The Grove in Los Angeles. You could. But that would make your taste in onesies a lot like NUMBER TWO.  My friend Christy Lemire (also pregnant, see the new C cups in above photo), pointed these out to [...]

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