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Nathaniel James

He was known as Frank Breech, but after a C-Section and a few days of toiling over his official name, Frank “Buster” Breech became Nathaniel James. He was born 7.7 pounds, and when he came out, he looked purple like a bunch of grapes held up at a Sunday farmer’s market. I don’t know who [...]

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My Baby is All Ass-Backward

Who is this dude, Frank Breech? Well, it looks like my baby is what they call frank breech. Like three to four percent of all babies, he is bottom down, head up. A C-section is already on the books for eight days from today. However, experts say one way to coax the baby’s head down [...]

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Today’s “Almost Live News” With Adam Carolla

On Today’s “Almost Live News Podcast,” Adam discusses DJ AM, the latest Duggars offspring, the fires, and shares some sentimental musings about the birth of his twins three years ago. And by musings, I mean rantings. Listen here.

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Babymoon in Vegas: Bet on a Crisis

On the way to Vegas, things start to go wrong, as they so often do, at the Mad Greek. Within a couple of hours, I will be trying to locate the nearest hospital, but now I’m just waiting for the beefy, sunburned guy in front of me to stop yelling at the clerk about his [...]

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