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The Nine Worst Moms in History

I wake up every night with esophagus-searing heartburn and the sensation that I’m suffocating. I cry, smearing the mascara I was too lazy to remove on my pregnancy pillow. My husband tells me it will be okay, which he can now do without even waking up. I take a bath, eat a peach, listen to [...]

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Jon & Kate + 8 = schadengosselinfreude

  Dr. Drew says Kate Gosselin is nuuuuts. Ok, he has no comment on Kate, but it’s fun to connect the dots. More on that later. At first I thought our communal obsession with Jon & Kate was just a simple case of schadenfreude. They put their lives on display and now it’s “Ha, ha. [...]

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Why Julia Roberts’ Ass Has Cultural Significance

I do whatever Julia Roberts does. Except, you know, succeed and stuff. Here is a photo of her latest tattoo featuring the names of her three kids, which just made the cover of the New York Post. The cover. Slow news day or important new cultural trend? I don’t have any tattoos, mainly because I [...]

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