Exploiting My Baby : A Blog by Teresa Strasser

Here’s what you need to know about exclusively breast fed babies: they can levitate. That’s what I learned last night during a three-hour breast-feeding class. They also have x-ray vision, are immune to disease, are more likely to win Nobel Prizes, recycle, live meaningful lives, understand James Joyce, love fully, donate to NPR pledge drives, [...]

  I know having “big balls” is prized, at least metaphorically, but guys, imagine if your balls were three times their normal size, swollen, sensitive, hanging heavy and splaying uncomfortably across your thighs. Big, giant balls would get in your way, as awesome as they sound. I’m now 20 weeks pregnant and two full cup [...]