Exploiting My Baby : A Blog by Teresa Strasser

Not making fun. Bless his heart.   Step aside, infamous Indonesian smoking baby, there’s a new gross-you-out and get-you-incensed Internet sensation in town. It’s the obese Chinese toddler! Perhaps you have seen photos of Lu Hao, a 132-pound 3-year-old who eats three bowls of rice at a time and refuses to walk to school. It’s [...]

There are two kinds of babies: those who are described as busy, spirited, high-energy, active, sensory-seeking, adventurous, precocious or driven. And then there’s the good kind. I have the former. He’s busy. Busy. Whoever came up with that one should get one of those MacArthur fellowships. Welcome to the world of baby euphemisms. The babies [...]

Thanks to the Today Show blog for posting this … Natalie Portman has hemorrhoids. I don’t know that for sure. I’m just guessing, because she’s pregnant and I’m a new mom and that makes me love Natalie Portman all the more. Okay, I totally didn’t get her before and probably made cracks about her giant [...]

One of my favorite reviews… ANOTHER PUSHY BROAD WHO HAD SEX AND IS RUBBING OUR FACE IN IT By Libby Molyneaux Do we really need another book about pregnancy and childbirth? Well, if you’ve ever been pregnant, you know that reproduction and all its related nausea/mood swings/stretch marks/elastic waistbands are an endless source of material. [...]