On Today’s Adam Carolla Show …
Umm. To the person who posted how fat I look in this dress: Cut me some slack. And a slice of cake.
On today’s Adam Carolla Show podcast:
Why I’m headed for a jeweler with a hacksaw.
Why Huell Howser beats Propofol, but may also have serious side effects.
The XXX theme song from “This Ain’t Happy Days.”
Why Michael Vick’s stomach butterflies should be nervous.
Latest news on Buster’s actual name.
Please take a listen.
Great! But I completely different thoughts personally. But I certainly support your right to think what you want.
Hey T,
Wife and I have enjoyed hearing of your adult film recommendations and are about to put some of them to the test. Perhaps you could provide a few more reqs… even a post… on selection and top picks? Much appreciated!
_Sam
This Isn’t Big Love!
http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1490831/this-isnt-big-love-the-xxx-parody-porn-videos.html
Since we all know your love of parody porn, here is a new one I haven’t heard you mention on Carolla. Enjoy.
check out what Blossom from our younger teevee daze has to say about parenting
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/spotlight-to-nightlight-mayim-bialik-from-teen-icon-to-unconventional-mom/270?nc
Hey Teresa, sorry to comment so much on this one post, but I had to let you know that the Huffington Post has a slideshow of “11 Porn Films Based on Beloved American Sitcoms,” including “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX” and “Not the Brady Bunch” and some others you haven’t mentioned or stumbled across yet:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/24/12-porn-films-based-on-be_n_267273.html
I’m so curious now. Thanks.
OK, that “zoo” person commenting here is disturbing. There’s no aspect of bestiality laws that include anything about animals being able to “consent” to have sex with a human. It can’t. It’s an animal. Sorry. That’s why sex with an animal is considered abuse. You need psychiatric help if you’re into bestiality. Period. It has nothing to do with the “retarded media.” It’s just wrong.
Love the show – you look great – seriously. Preg is preg – and you are a fine representative.
Have a wonderful baby, and let us know when you will be on Phil’s little show (was it an intervention?)
I don’t watch his show – but I will watch it w/ you!
XOXO,
Fan Monica
Hey T,
Great show today. All your talk of porn parodies, you should check out Seinfeld: An XXX Parody, they even filmed it to look like it’s about 10 years old like a Seinfeld episode. Ah the old days of the pre-racist rants of Kramer!
Oh, one more thing. That ring cutting video is painful to watch. I’m only 3 months pregnant and I’m losing my ring now before I have to go through what you did. I’m so sorry you had to go through that too. I can’t believe how swollen your finger got around that ring.
Love you on Adam’s show and hope to hear you on there more often.
I just listened to you on Adam’s podcast last night and I must say that your treatment of zoosexual people is a little harsh. Neither you or Adam have ever taken the time to learn about zoos and what they go through growing up. It’s a hard life full self hate and secret lives. Now of course I’m not defending anyone that rapes an animal or person. Rape is Rape and all should be punished with chopped nuts, but you lumped all zoos into the rapist category. The worst thing you can do is say that a person that has sexual feelings toward an animal will surely make the jump to kiddy porn. I’ve known what I am for 21 years now and never once met another like me that has become a child predator. That includes underage animals. Most people like myself are against mistreatment of animals in all forms and only have sex with adult animals that are into it. Force is not an option. If an animal is forced like the poor goats you talked about then those people need to die. Anyway, I feel I ranted enough on this topic and hope that next time you do a story on zoo related topics you ask a zoo their opinion on what’s being said by the retarded media.
I wait all week for this.
The next person to call pregnant women “fat” should be beaten repeatedly about the head by a mob of sleep-deprived, heartburn-afflicted, starving pregnant women in their sixth trimesters. Teresa, you look beautiful.
You’re not supposed to be thin, you’re pregnant…and it’s adorable BTW.
T – you’re awesome. How do you know so much about sports? It sounds like you were raised in a sports family, with all brothers or something.
Theresa! I’ve been listening since you were on the radio with Adam & Bryan, and now of course, listen to all the podcasts from Adam too. I’m a little behind, and I am just listening to the podcast now about your ring, and I just had to write you…I had to get mine cut off (hubby did it with a Dremmel – we wedged a skinny paring knife between my finger and ring, and then he used a cutting wheel, and some drops of water to keep the friction heat to a minimum.). I had tried EVERYTHING like you, except the more things I tried, the more swollen my finger, until it finally started to turn blue. So, don’t try anything for too long, ok?
sorry! TERESA, I should have written…
Hey, my husband listens to you guys on the radio and your podcasts, and he suggested I come here and check your blog out. I can completly sympathize with you and your weight gaining issues with the pregnancy. I have two children, and while my first was taken a week early because he was 8 lbs. 1 oz and 22 inches long, my second pregnancy was worse. not only did i have to take a blood thinner for a previous blood clot i had, but I was taking tons of insulin which did nothing for my diabetes as the placenta rejected all insulin. my daughter got so big, a month before my due date three different people approached me at Bingo night to say i was carrying more than one baby in there and that i was due any minute. She got so big, we took her a month early weighing 11 pounds 8 ounces and was 22 inches long. two weeks postpartum i had lost 41 pounds from my last weighing at the doc’s office…..
i hope your pregnancy goes smoothly and without any complications, my thoughts are with you…
You look at hot as ever. Pregnancy is sexy.
Your picture with Adam looks like your mom made you take a picture with your creepy cousin. Anyway, when are you going to get back on TV or something else. You are wasting you talent with the Ace Man. Loved the show before, but now the podcast puts me to sleep. Fire your agent…..PACO
T- I am 3 wks behind you in pregnancy and it’s so fun to hear your insight on what to expect next. I just had the break down at night because I couldn’t sleep/breath. Can’t wait for my ring to get stuck. Thanks for sharing and good luck in the future.
Love the Adam’s Podcast when you’re on, never miss those. So glad you’ve been on more often. Would love to have you, Bald Bryan and Adam do a podcast everyday. Thanks
Hi Teresa -
I haven’t listened to your latest Adam podcast appearance so apologies if you’ve already discussed this, but check out this story from Florida:
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/08/reporters-attacked-by-hoe-wielding-grandma/
So much Florida awesomeness. Definitely not a jew!
- Webster
Good find Webster. I think the rest of the country owes dues to the state of Florida for the continuous stream of hilarity they provide to us. Especially since they actually put in a consistent fourth quarter effort during elections, natural disasters and other things which will bring their state into the news cycle. I can’t think of any other state that so consistently delivers.
Howdy Ms Strasser,
All I can say is I hope my Oxyclean can get the coffee I sprayed all over my favorite white shirt while listening to you and Ace discuss “Parody Porn” … ya kill me (can’t make my brain move from what rhymes with whore … I feel like a small Arnold Horshack has moved in OOOH Mista Kotter I know !! Door, More, Do it on the floor ) I hate it when the voices in my head temporarily take over. I’m fairly sure my “peeps” hate it too. As for the commenters on ACE’s blog, many are really groovy insightful people, and some are knuckle dragging barbarians one pitchfork and one torch from an angry mob – proving what we always knew to be true … misogyny .. hard to spell, easy to be. You look fantastic btw. Batman = One Lucky Dude, Buster = One lucky Kid, the Strasser-Batman’s = One Lucky Family. Last anecdote. In 1964, my mother was standing in a grocery checkout line six months pregnant with my youngest brother and her four older kids, with that pregnancy she had unusal swelling and had to remove her wedding ring. As she’s standing in line waiting for sweet death to over take her or for the line to disappear, some nosy old lady walks up to her and says “You know dear, with all those children, you really ought to have a husband” … my Mom who was desperate for a ciggy, beyond aggravated with four small kids in the grocery store looked at this woman and screamed “how the hell do you think I got all these rotten kids” .. she later recounted the story as an out of body experience, when she saw the look on the lady’s face she thought “damn… did I say that out loud ??”
I just finished listening to today’s “day and date” podcast. I never got a chance to hear y’all on 97.1 (I’m a fanatical Howard fan…sorry) but I now I am fanatical Adam/Theresa/Bryan follower. My wife is almost 24 weeks with our first child (a girl) so my wife and I look forward to your updates and insights. I also appreciate your updates on Bryan; my mom had a brain tumor a little over four years ago, so I really am praying for everyone over there. Will you be at the fundraiser in Hermosa? Oh yeah, and by the way, I’m am totally buying my wife a chain to put her wedding ring on!!! You look absolutely gorgeous and best of luck with your final leg of pregnancy.
please post the day you will air on dr. phill. i don’t watch him at all but will def. tune in to see you! let us know!
love ya t.
you look radiant in your latest preg pictures.
Hope Bryan gets well.
Extra weight is sexy.
T, I LOVE the days you’re on the podcast! I listen as I get ready in the morning and it makes my day!!! Keep it up and can’t wait for you to bring Buster in once he’s here as well!
T, you are absolutely glowing! You look stunning, screw all those haters. Looking forward to the podcast.
Oh no, why did you suggest we read those comments on AC’s site? They are totally full of hate and they bummed me out. And they aren’t even talking about ME…I don’t know how you do it.
SO STOKED that you’re on the podcasts regularly. They are my favorite.
Oops. I didn’t even check. Okay, maybe avoid the comments section, as anonymity can bring out the worst in people. And I use the term “people” loosely.
I haven’t read those posts since I saw one wishing Bryan would die and I would have a miscarriage. Delightful.
Anyway, thanks for listening and being stoked. Sorry I sent you into that maw of depravity. Think of kittens and rainbows and maybe take a cleansing breath and a long rape shower.
t
Good luck with the ring. I can’t remember when my wife took hers off during the pregnancy but I’m pretty certain it was off for the last 2+ months.
Adam your too funny man. Teresa your hot. Yeee
I think you look great and I love the “almost live” podcasts.
I like chubby so that’s why I watch “More to Love.”