Comments on: I Need You To Really Think About Your Balls

By: Fishing Umbrella

Fishing Umbrella — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:57:21 +0000

the maternitiy dress of my sister sure do looks very cute and lovely, they are of floral design “.,

By: Vorg

Vorg — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:42:47 +0000

“… little bralette things I used to wear, you know, no underwires, no hooks, you just slip them over your head and they look sweet and girlie…”

Ridiculously small bras are the least girly looking thing possible.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:14:10 +0000

T-
Love the blog, love you, desperately miss you in the morning. I have religiously been reading this blog and the comments and have often thought of writing, but didn’t really have anything to add. Now, thanks to Lake, I do. I have an 18-month old daughter (Simone) and I nursed her for the first 10 or so months. Because I work full-time, I did the horrible pumping thing for the first year. God. It was awful. Anyway, I don’t know what your plan is, but if you listen to nothing else from anyone ever, hear this: don’t put too much pressure on yourself to nurse. So much of it is psyschological and it is not even as close to “natural” you would think. So, if you are having a hard time with it, don’t freak out. Try and relax, get some help (Binky at the Pump Connection in Woodland Hills is amazing), and if it is too hard go to Costco for a vat of formula. It will be fine.

The other thing I would say is that if you take Lake’s advice and try the nipple cream, learn from my horror. That stuff STAINS. A LOT. Especially the Lansinoh. I loved the Mother Love brand. It is all organic and natural and if baby ingests it, it is no big deal. Plus, the texture is way better than the Lansinoh.

Anyway, I hope this helps (if you even read these posts). We seem pretty similar — career-driven and neurotic — so I know you must already be stressing about the whole breastfeeding thing. Good luck and I can’t wait to hear more about the next few months.

By: Ghost Ace Killah

Ghost Ace Killah — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:17:57 +0000

Riveting stuff about your boobs, Teresa. Keep up the great work… If ever I find myself in prison, I’ll be sure to mail you a pube.

By: HeatFlash

HeatFlash — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:06:24 +0000

Yes! Yes!

By: George

George — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:39:52 +0000

Reading this gave me a boner. Please talk more about your breasts growing too big for your clothes, AKA my greatest fantasy. I can’t wait to have a wife with expanding bosoms.

By: jo

jo — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:03:58 +0000

Boobies weren’t made for guys, they were made for babies.

By: william

william — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:39:23 +0000

thats awsome. those nipple sensitivity must be getting through the roof in pleasure..LOL would love balls like that to of course

By: jen

jen — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:48:07 +0000

spanx makes bras? seriously … that is all that i gained from this post … except for the giganto laugh about making men think about the idea of giant balls. but it is making me run out right now to buy a new bra. who am i kidding? internet shopping is where it’s really at.

By: pimp_juice

pimp_juice — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:16:05 +0000

i agree with chas